awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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