you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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