So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
