Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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