you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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