I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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