it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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