I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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