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what?
penguin condom
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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