Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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