they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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