I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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