WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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