i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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