btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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