We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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