I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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