I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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