If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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