Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You are a genius and a whore.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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