eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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