She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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