I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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