It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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