Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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