Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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