this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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