Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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