I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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