Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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