You really coming over, don't trick.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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