He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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