we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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