I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
