We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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