Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I need water and some morals
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My vagina just clenched in fear
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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