I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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