How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i will never coherently bang her
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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