we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
