I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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