evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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