Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
