I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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