We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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