Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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