Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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