If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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