I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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