I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
