he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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