Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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