I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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