i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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