Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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